Christmas creep

1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.

2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.

1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!

2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.

by Boingerschleimer December 28, 2006

Creeper points

points you give someone for being creepy

This kid got creeper points today for telling me he liked the painting in my living room!( He's never been to my house!)

by Tabzzz February 22, 2009

creep off

When two creepers' gazes intersect they are obliged to engage in a battle of creepiness, since they are competitive creatures by nature. This includes doing a variety of odd things, such as: staring oddly, making strange face, emitting strange noises, etc. Whoever wins gains the knowledge that they are the better creeper of the two.

My opponent emitted a strange gurgling noise, beating my soulless stare, thus winning the creep off.

by j nepoznat June 14, 2009

oral creampie

While receiving a blowjob, the alpha male peaks to orgasm - while the male is in the midst of ejaculation, or cumming, the female continues the act of oral sex without removing her lips and/or mouth from the alpha males penis - thus, causing the male to cum inside the females mouth, and possibly down her throat while she is still sucking the males penis.

Man i told her i was about to cum, but she just kept going and going. It felt soo damn good i couldnt tell her to stop. I came all up in her mouth and damn near down her throat. She took it all and swallowed every last drop. I guess she wanted that oral creampie, so i gave it to her gladly!

by Sir BreeZy February 16, 2009

creeper,aw man

The opening lyrics of the greatest song parody

Creeper,aw man
So we back in the mine
Got my pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side side to side

by Asherahn July 4, 2019

creep eye

When you're checking out a young lady, possibly a schoolie, and she is admittedly hot even for her young age, maybe 18 or under. If you are being creeper and eyeing the girl, you are giving her the creep eye.

Miller was at Taco Bell putting the creep eye on that girl in the cheerleader uniform.

by bigdust13 January 13, 2010

Kamikaze creampie

When you cum in the pussy then kill yourself mid ejaculation so you don't have to take care of the baby.

Girl: Did you just cum in me?
Dude: Whoops *Gunshot*

Girl: He just kamikaze creampied me what a bitch. Good thing I'm on birth control.

by Daldophrius December 3, 2015