crank call

A term that was created when someone misheard the expression prank call.

Since the debut of the show Crank Yankers, the name has stuck. This is unfortunate since "crank" call doesn't make any sense.

Person 1: Dude the other day we made a bunch of crank calls, it was hilarious!

Person 2: You made what? You mean PRANK calls, right?

Person 1: Prank call? ... Huh, I guess you're right.

by GAWII March 19, 2008

Crank That Ulysses

When you fuck a girl in the butt so hard you can make her ass big enough so you can stick a cane up her ass then rent a wood chipper and put her through it.

Yo last night was the first time i got to crank that Ulysses.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK December 07, 2007

crank skank

any female that will do anything for crank and i mean anything.Usually
skinny,teeth missing,eyes set back
in sockets.Beware for they all carry
s.t.d,s.

Patty that crank skank,tried to give oral sex for my stash.

by long schlong October 29, 2007

Crank Dat

A stupid-ass hip pop fad started by a song (crank dat soulja boy) by the talentless southern rapper Soulja Boy.

There's at least a million of songs that have the words "crank dat" in it, and they're all repetitive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. It's just another bunch of retarded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.

Here are a few of these shit-tastic songs:

Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Crank Dat Spiderman
Crank Dat Peter Pan
Crank Dat Yank
Crank Dat Batman
Crank Dat Superman
Crank Dat Lion King
Crank Dat Jump Rope
Crank Dat Weezy Wee

You can already tell that they're horrible just by reading their titles.

by Billy The Man November 08, 2007

Crank off

Masterbation. A slang term for male masterbation.

Dude, you can't trust your girl's birth control. You better just crank off alone in the tub and leave her alone.

by jwells1234 September 03, 2009

crank dat

Line dancing for black people.

Also demonstrates how you're not supposed to speak English.

Soulja Boy up in dih ho
Wah me crank and wah me ro
Wah me crank dat soulja boy dat supaman dat ho

by CrankDatSucks November 04, 2007

crank fart

explosive rancid gas from snorting low-grade brown crank.

"Oh my god, I think I just shit myself" Johnny says, after plasting out a crank fart.

by MT Sack June 21, 2003