COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.

by DRJAY April 23, 2020

covid date

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.

I went out on a Covid date with Sheila and we really got to know each other.

by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.

The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

COVID-18

Covid-19's little brother

Covid-18: hi

Covid-19: shut the fuck up

by Squid_salad April 6, 2021

Covid Karen

The type of person that screams at people to "Stay Home, Stay Safe!". She writes her opinion on everything online...repeating this same mantra over and over again. She loves to drive around in her car with her windows up and her mask on, by herself, terrified the virus will attack her if she isn't vigilant. She can't imagine going back to normal. She loves the attention and the righteousness she feels when she gets to tell people what to do and dob in her neighbours and friends for not following the rules. She has been waiting a lifetime to send out her virtue signals all over the globe. She finally has her audience.

Did I ask for your opinion, Covid Karen?

by Caszie87 August 2, 2021

Covid 13300

Someone who was unlucky enough to get Covid 19 700 times

He has covid 13300

by Jong un12345678910 April 23, 2020