(Text to friend)
Hi! Are we still meeting up at Angel?
No!!!! I meant at ANGELICA'S !! Pinche phone covfefe!
Hi! Are we still meeting up at Angel?
No!!!! I meant at ANGELICA'S !! Pinche phone covfefe!
by Blanca Nieve June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.A glib word of thanks for a blindly devoted follower, who (you know) will continue to worship you despite what the real world.
Billy: Even though you stole my wife killed my dog and burned down my house I would still totally give you my kidneys.
Scary Clown: Covfefe, get me a beer.
Scary Clown: Covfefe, get me a beer.
by Linguist 2017 June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.Assumed to be a typo of the word "coverage", tweeted by President Donald Trump on May 30th, 2017, Covfefe has attracted the attention of numerous idiots on the internet, made evident by the number of Urban Dictionary entries it has gotten within 48 hours after the initial tweet, many of which are badly spelled, horribly punctuated or one of the same handful of insults over and over.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
Often misquoted:
Despite constant negative press covfefe
Despite the constant negative news covfefe
Despite constant negative press covfefe...
Often misquoted:
Despite constant negative press covfefe
Despite the constant negative news covfefe
Despite constant negative press covfefe...
by annoyedamerican June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.by PriscillaTuttenstein June 3, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.(n.) When you want to type "coverage" but your hands are too BIG to hit the correct corresponding letters.
"Look at those hands, are they small hands?" asked Trump
"Despite the constant negative news press covfefe."
"Despite the constant negative news press covfefe."
by GreySůn June 5, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.Donald Trump's presidency is a covfefe
by Flxtrx June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.Interjection - The etymology of this top secret word which had only previously been heard among the top 1% at the Bohemian Grove or a Bilderberg meeting was recently discovered when Donald Trump blurted it out like a government secret over Diet Coke and dinner in a tweet which was eventually deleted faster than emails off a Clinton server.
The word Covfefe is actually code for a longer phrase "Cover the Fee Fee".
Cover the Fee Fee is code for the exclamation "Grab them by the Pussy!"
The word Covfefe is actually code for a longer phrase "Cover the Fee Fee".
Cover the Fee Fee is code for the exclamation "Grab them by the Pussy!"
"..build a more integrated global political and economic structure--one world, if you will... Covfefe!!" - David Rockefeller
and
""For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum
have seized upon well-publicized incidents…to attack the Rockefeller family for the
inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic
institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best
interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists"
and of conspiring with others around the world to build
a more integrated global
political and economic structure - one world, if you will.
If that's the charge, I stand
guilty, and I am proud of it. Covfefe!"
and
""For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum
have seized upon well-publicized incidents…to attack the Rockefeller family for the
inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic
institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best
interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists"
and of conspiring with others around the world to build
a more integrated global
political and economic structure - one world, if you will.
If that's the charge, I stand
guilty, and I am proud of it. Covfefe!"
by jvst1ce May 31, 2017
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