To Comet

To comet a person (i.e. do the comet) means to fart in an isolated area but still near enough to people where you can walk amongst them and the tail end (or comet part of your fart) either still resonates or is still strong enough that they smell it, but the fact that it was you remains hidden because you did not pass wind directly in front of them; allowing you to deny it. The fact that it dissipates quickly also allows you to deny it since most farts stay in the area for a time. This technique should only be used someone you don't like.

"Yesterday I saw this guy who gave me some shit last week so I decided to comet him and he had no idea. You should have seen the look on his face as he tried to figure out where the smell came from!"

"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".

by mfjplat18k November 4, 2010

closet horny

Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.

Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.

by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007

cosette

A french name . Originated from the play Cosette. Cosette's are beautiful and well spoken.

That girl was such a hoe.
But she thought she was a Cosette.

by coco87453 March 23, 2008

Colette

one word: SWAG. She is fucking awesome. im jeall of how gorgeous Colette is.

Kayla is jealous because she is nothing like a Colette. Kayla cannot bernie but colette can.

by #icantbernie September 6, 2011

closet caper

An act wherein a group of friends are invited to hide in a closet and videotape an unsupecting female having intercourse with owner of said closet.

"You guys wanna come over tonight and closet caper this chick"?

by DJ Jason May 13, 2005

closetture

random furniture that doubles as closet space; most often a chair or desk that fresh (or worn clothes) are piled, hung or tossed on to.

"i've replaced my floordrobe with a 5-piece closetture"

by pennz August 4, 2007

closet crazy

A person who appears outwardly normal to society in general but in reality are crazy then a mad hatter.

That Casi sure seems normal, but I saw her going off about something the other day, she's closet crazy!!

by berntone April 24, 2009