blow the cork out

You are constipated and finally get that last hard piece of shit to come out. This followed by a bad case of diarrhea.

When ever I blow the cork out I always get the run afterward.

by arelpee May 23, 2006

cork-sniffer

weiner smeller
someone who has seen one up close

you's the biggest cork-sniffer i've ever seen!

by Bert843 July 18, 2007

people's republic of Cork

Logo often found on T-shirts in Ireland's largest and southernmost county, particularly in its capital city of the same name (pop. c. 200,000). A subtle sign of "The Rebel" County Cork's coming secession from the rest of the island.

Up with the People's Republic of Cork!

by Fearman December 17, 2007

cork your clacker

An example of banter telling someone to be quiet, to stop talking through their arse. clacker = arse.

Joanne was bugging me so I told her to shut her cakehole. She retorted with "cork your clacker"

by fadam7811 November 29, 2011

Hawaiian Cork-Screw

When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.

1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."

by Beastman911 June 17, 2013

pop your cork

A phrase used to express the good natured willingness of a cowboy to buy the cowgirl a sarsaparilla.

Hey young fillie I sure would like to pop your cork.

I bet that thar one over there would sure like to pop your cork.

Come to think about it I'll have cash in my chips 'fore I can pop your cork.

by Julius Washington July 22, 2006

cork board me

when someone talks to much u take a shit in their mouth using the shit as a cork. the juicey shit corks up their mouth

u really wanna cork board me? u fuckin fag

by mynikkacruds October 13, 2011