A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.
Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.
Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.
Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.
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an imaginative gauze that women insert into their vajay-jay. mostly adolescent teenage girls for when their raging hormones want them to masturbate, thus making coochie juice appear. if this filter is not changed often, coochie juice will seep through and get every where.
***girl 1: " man, do you have and extra coochie filter? that guy over there is soooo hot. i dont think i'll be able to control myself!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"
*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"
*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"
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1) A female that has the looks of a rate from 6-10, 10 being hottessness
2)A JUSTAFUCK
3) Female with a hot pussy with a hot face
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2)A JUSTAFUCK
3) Female with a hot pussy with a hot face
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