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Coochie Cum

When the vaginal canal starts leaking with juices.
Guy 1: Last night the girl that I was with had tons of juices flowing.
Guy 2: Bro... That's called coochie cum.
by Prince de Clout May 22, 2019
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Coochie SideQuest

A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.

Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.
Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.
by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022
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coochie cutters

by rae August 2, 2003
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Coochie Credit

1. When a female goes out with a man and doesn’t put out. He is extending her credit
that he expects to cash in the future.

2. When a female spends a male time and money that is in the friend zone and doesn’t give anything in return.

~Kevin Samuels
Hey girlfriend are you free this weekend?
No i’m busy, I have to get rid of some of this Coochie Credit.
by RedPillYT July 29, 2021
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Coochie King

A Coochie King is a King of the coochie. He slays coochie like no other.
Hannah: Damn Daniel you are sooo good at this ;)
Daniel: You can call me the Coochie King <3
by coochieking420 January 28, 2020
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coochie filter

an imaginative gauze that women insert into their vajay-jay. mostly adolescent teenage girls for when their raging hormones want them to masturbate, thus making coochie juice appear. if this filter is not changed often, coochie juice will seep through and get every where.
***girl 1: " man, do you have and extra coochie filter? that guy over there is soooo hot. i dont think i'll be able to control myself!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"

*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"
by ur_fave_cookie_eater12 November 17, 2010
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coochie crush

From a male's perspective:
1) A female that has the looks of a rate from 6-10, 10 being hottessness
2)A JUSTAFUCK
3) Female with a hot pussy with a hot face
"baby, you just a coochie crush"
"Sia has a bad case of the coochie crush"
"you aint nothin but a coochie crush"
by onthatSCIV March 19, 2009
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