cucumber conversation

when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.
Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.
by nk39385 January 18, 2021
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Conversational Supremacy

The state of euphoria in which you more or less dictate a conversation. Usually achieved through some combination of a strong personality, an energized mood, respect and intrigue from your audience, and a string of successful jokes/valid points. In such a state, the people you're shmoozing with will tend to agree with most of the things you say, and laugh at even your mildly funny jokes. You also possess the power to dismiss topics or people you're uninterested in from the conversation, usually by either remaining silent or comically pointing out a flaw in reasoning or the unfunniness of a joke. In short, you are the alpha.
The person enjoying Conversational Supremacy: "Look at that dude who just ordered the chai and the muffin. Sporting not one but two fanny packs."

The friends around the table: *Raucous laughter

CS: "Talk about a panty peeler"

*more laughter

The friend that nobody likes: "Wouldn't it be so funny if we all wore those one day, but like as satchels or someth..."

CS: "Just stop. that's really stupid."

*laughter from the group

CS: "So who's up for a movie night?"

*animated response from the group
by Theoveranalyst October 31, 2011
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Conversational Cockblock

Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.
Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."
by playinitcool June 09, 2010
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conversation bottom

Not necessarily an introvert just someone that tends to stay quiet.
OMG! Say something you're being a conversation bottom!
by Yesitreallyis!!!!! March 25, 2016
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Ass Conversation

A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.
Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.
by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 02, 2015
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Conversation Cockblock

A word that immediately stops a conversation. It makes the other person feels so awkward that they end the conversation themselves.
"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed

"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
by Quiksquirl December 18, 2010
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conversation died

Used whenever a conversation has no more interesting points in it, in instant messenging, when it's no longer of interest to one of the parties in the conversation.
*long silence*
A)*conversation dies*
B)ashes to ashes, bits to bits

A)How's your family?
B)The conversation died. Get over it.
by conorschild December 21, 2005
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