Conversation jacker

The nause that listens to a conversation and tries to take it over, unaware that they were at no point invited into the conversation so no one gives a fuck what they say.

Mike: so Steve who do you think will win the league this year?

Gareth: I reckon United have a shot

Mike: no one asked you Gareth shut the fuck up

Steve: yeah fuck off you conversation jacker

by Jack Convo November 24, 2016

conversation bottom

Not necessarily an introvert just someone that tends to stay quiet.

OMG! Say something you're being a conversation bottom!

by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016

Conversational Supremacy

The state of euphoria in which you more or less dictate a conversation. Usually achieved through some combination of a strong personality, an energized mood, respect and intrigue from your audience, and a string of successful jokes/valid points. In such a state, the people you're shmoozing with will tend to agree with most of the things you say, and laugh at even your mildly funny jokes. You also possess the power to dismiss topics or people you're uninterested in from the conversation, usually by either remaining silent or comically pointing out a flaw in reasoning or the unfunniness of a joke. In short, you are the alpha.

The person enjoying Conversational Supremacy: "Look at that dude who just ordered the chai and the muffin. Sporting not one but two fanny packs."

The friends around the table: *Raucous laughter

CS: "Talk about a panty peeler"

*more laughter

The friend that nobody likes: "Wouldn't it be so funny if we all wore those one day, but like as satchels or someth..."

CS: "Just stop. that's really stupid."

*laughter from the group

CS: "So who's up for a movie night?"

*animated response from the group

by Theoveranalyst October 30, 2011

cucumber conversation

when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.

Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.

by nk39385 January 18, 2021

quantum conversation

When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.

I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.

by Tomlacko October 29, 2022

Conversation Cockblock

A word that immediately stops a conversation. It makes the other person feels so awkward that they end the conversation themselves.

"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed

"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed

by Quiksquirl December 20, 2010

conversation died

Used whenever a conversation has no more interesting points in it, in instant messenging, when it's no longer of interest to one of the parties in the conversation.

*long silence*
A)*conversation dies*
B)ashes to ashes, bits to bits

A)How's your family?
B)The conversation died. Get over it.

by conorschild December 22, 2005