roman candle

When a hot air balloon loses all its air and streamers to the ground. It's a horrific sight.

At the Balloon Fiesta there was a horrible accident with one balloon doing a roman candle.

by dwied August 11, 2009

candle

a joint, a blunt, its so thin and white that when lit it looks like a birthday candle

Katt Williams: "I have 12 candles at my house. I've been waiting to burn them mudafuckas"

by Brizzy Izzy July 26, 2011

roman candle

The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.

Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?

by Willie Joe May 15, 2005

Condemption

To feel condemned but to not realize it till after the fact that you have realized it.

I.e. Mike is in total condemption that he is retarted and handy crapped but after he reads this he will just be condemned to sucka my balls.

by D.r. SmYth May 31, 2009

Candle in the Window

Best coffee based mixed drink EVER--

2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream

Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.

A Candle in the Window is the perfect way to start any day.

by aremkay January 23, 2009

condemned to eternal damnation

Lost one's faith. Stopped believing in God. Became agnostic, atheist, or pagan.

I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.

by t_Dubz June 2, 2016

Candle Eater

When you light a candle in her ass, let it dry, then eat the wax out later.

I pulled a candle eater on that bitch Sandra.

by candle eater 123 January 17, 2020