concreature

A person who does concreting for a job, they are usually skinny and covered in sores due to the chemicals in cement. They look quite shabby in the mornings and are not well dressed always sunburnt, their diet consists of mainly Bongs and iced coffee.

Have a look at the concreatures over there

by Round eye November 12, 2020

Concrete rabbit

when your mam goes down into a rabbit hole and gets stuck. when she gets out she get the rabbit she caught and dips it into concrete. This is so the rabbit is hard. She then uses it as a dildo. Eventualy the concrete will crcack and a rabbit will jump out saying "oh muma mia" and "yowzers what an adventure"

once upon a ime YA MAM got a rabbit and dunked it into concrete so it was hard so its a concrete rabbit then shoved it up her flange. The rabbit came out of the concrete shouting "oh muma mia"

by jt2721 February 20, 2009

Concrete Blonde

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.

"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."

by trendelz August 13, 2012

concreak

Slang for concrete, hard, tough

That booty is concreak, said the Puerto Rican from Brooklyn

by Oscaro August 31, 2007

Johnny Concrete

Someone who thinks they are hard and can beat anyone up when they turn out to be a sissy who couldn't beat an egg.

"Wow step back lads Johnny Concrete coming through ere Sorry ard mate"

by Josh Kelly October 30, 2007

Johnny concrete

UK slang: Sometimes called 'Ten Men' or 'Billy Big Bollocks' Is an unconfident male who's only asset is their physical size. They use bravado to hide their inadequacies as a male. However many suffer from the human variant of 'small dog syndrome' and are in fact smaller in stature than they believe themselves to be. They waste money watching pay per view Boxing matches and MMA fighting on Sky Sports and delude themselves into believing they can do it. Because they are emotionally immature they are most aggressive watching such crap in pubs with their equally dumbass friends whilst of their bonce on coke. Tellingly will only bully other males they believe are weak. Typically a coward. If someone half their size stands up to them there's a good chance they'll have their ass beat or will back down. They'll make a lot of noise to get your attention so you look over to give them an avenue to make eye contact so they can instigate a confrontation for looking at them.

Oy!! Are you looking at my ex girlfriends sisters pint!!!

Ignore the prick he's just being a Johnny concrete.

by Melloj1 September 2, 2021

concrete blocks

Also known as a cinder block. Used in construction for basements and foundations.

Someone stole my wheels and I found by car up on concrete blocks.

by Paul Hofffmann July 13, 2007