sing like a canary

To tell or confess to authorities.

My roommate asked me if he could bring illegal drugs into the house. I replied," Sure, but if you do I'm going to Sing Like A Canary!"

by King Miquel October 6, 2016

Conal

Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.

Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"

Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."

by Hershel Orr May 23, 2013

Coal Miner's Canary

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.

"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."

by quack9 June 14, 2009

coarse

of low, common, or inferior quality

The coarse brown tint on his face suddenly became red when he realized there was a "kick me" sign attatched to his back.

by Alex December 3, 2003

ConAir

A not-at-all-affectionate nickname for RyanAir, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.

Bill: So who're you flying with?
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...

by TheDudemeisterKeith July 30, 2010

Sending Down the Canary

That phenomenon when you're about do go down on a chick, but you don't know how much jizz is left after raw-dogging, so you send an exploratory finger down there. Just like sending down a canary in a coal mine to test for a hazardous cavern.

This chick wanted me to head downtown, but I thought there might still be a salty surprise left over from earlier, so I sent down the canary to make sure the coast was clear.

..."Sending down the canary "

by Lordopher May 16, 2014

Conan O'Brien

See douchebag

Conan O'Brien sucks so very much. Conan O' Brien is such a douchbag!

by jsd9632 November 27, 2010