Commotioned

Commotioned means being in a confused, depressed and rattled state from having so much and too much commotion going on.

With housing problems; upcoming surgery problems; grown children problems; aging; inordinate amount of fraudulent and spam phone calls; Covid-19; she was Commotioned to the point of being unsure which situation to tackle first.

by Poppy Doodle June 13, 2022

companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.

Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"

by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022

Compatint

An insult that is meant to be a complament

When you called me an idiot was that a compatint

by Some kid on internet August 1, 2022

Compatint

An insult that was meant to be a compliment

When you said im an idiot was that a compatint

by Some kid on internet August 1, 2022

Completion Depression

The sad, empty and unfillable void left by the completion of an amazing game

I have completion depression after finishing Sekiro

by Shaggy-_420_- October 26, 2022

completion envy

The feeling someone with a large gaming backlog (A.K.A. pile of shame) gets when they hear about others who play multiple games to completion.

You're adding to my completion envy!
This isn't helping my completion envy.

by kryss101010 November 8, 2022

Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023