cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018

Banana Cocktail

Sex Act for females: heat up a banana. cut the tip off. masturbate with it. And when you cum, you squeeze the banana while it’s inside you to simulate getting simultaneous orgasms.

I had a banana cocktail last night. It was amazing.

by Steven Franks May 7, 2020

Naperville cocktail

Xanax and wine, the most common combination used by the moms of Naperville, to get fucked up.

Karen got zooty off those Naperville Cocktails, haha. She could barely speak!

by chicagohotness September 26, 2020

Rogue Cocktail

A drink (usually large, with the intention of getting a premature buzz) specially made to consume before arriving at the first destination of the evening; which somehow spills in your vehicle before imbibing any of it.

My friends Nat and Janet were on their way out for the evening when Nat's Rogue Cocktail spilled. What a mess !!!

by Edge Gomez January 1, 2012

Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.

better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!

by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013

Colombian cocktail

Is where you proceed to shit , piss, and cum in the same orifice or hole.

Today i made a Colombian cocktail in the toilet at work.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019