Cliterature

(noun) books intended for an adult audience. Plot with heat. If you 🦑 you know.

Books that Chad’s ex-gf would approve of.

When asked about cliterature preference, most women reply with paranormal romance. This only leads to debate within reverse harem readers and causes mafia readers to assert their dominance.

by thebookslut October 9, 2021

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cliterization

when guys wanna be girls

"omg did you hear johnny got cliterization done?"

by susjajhsjajxjak April 30, 2022

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Critter

a living creature; an animal.

Steele: you the only dude I know who enjoys milk as a refreshment
Paul: Man so what
Steele: you an interesting critter bro

by Paul. Blart February 19, 2023

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Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.

Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.

by Quinton July 26, 2006

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compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.

I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.

by laxkracka December 22, 2008

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