Chokeable

A small object that is a choking hazard. Often used in context when talking about babies, toddlers, and children when they get their hands on something that is small enough where they can choke on it.

Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.

by babyfofo October 26, 2017

Choke the yoke

When your about to nut and you clench your dick so you don’t cum.

I was about to nut insid my girlfriend’s friend last night so I had to choke the yoke.

by The real John June 2, 2018

chockilla

This term is used for chocolate and vannila combined in a cake or cupcake. Made by Moriah Elziabeth in her Painting My Old DIY Squshies (Pt.1)

The flavor for my birthday cake is chockilla.

by SasukeSimp January 28, 2022

Chock Gobbler

A person who thinks he's him and tries his hardest to be when in fact he's an embarrassment to the hoes and to guys. And when he tries to use his rizz he acts like an idiot.

"Look at michael that guys a fxcking Chock Gobbler he's trying so hard to get the hoes to like them and even bought a necklace for one and them aint it still aint work."

by Kaleidoscopic King K February 23, 2023

Slam Choke

The act of slamming ones penis down someones throat to make them choke!

The pornstar was dissapointed as she was slam choked to shut her mouth.

by 321rocketman October 21, 2010

Back Choke

The act where your sexual partner of choice is on their stomach while reciving a back massage or having sexual intercorse WHILE you cuff your hands around there neck lightly choking them

Kurt likes to back choke Hanna during climax

by Thesexpert April 3, 2014

DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL

A phrase known to be used for dry churros.

"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"

by followmeontwitter@hobiversxd September 27, 2018