Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus

Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?

by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017

Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

by UltraBroB May 14, 2018

Colorado special

You cash a massive bowl while going balls deep in ya girls asshole and don't exhaled till you cum

I almost died doing the Colorado special but definitely worth it

by Cloud City resident May 30, 2018

choranaptyxic

A word invented by the legendary JK Rowling, to describe the ability of a magical creature to change size to fill available space, either to escape danger, or adjust to a new home. Fantastic Beasts such as the Occamy were choranaptyxic, making them easily able to escape capture.

Newt Scamander: "Occamies are choranaptyxic, so they can grow or shrink to fill available space". ( Traps escaped Occamy in teapot).

by Keepingitbad@$$24/7 December 29, 2018

Chlovan

A very cute couple that acts like friends in public but when they’re alone...

I ship Chlovan

by Haqzel May 9, 2019

Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)

"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."

by tap33ater October 27, 2019

Colorado

In which a state where there are giraffes on skis photobomb a persons video while screaming " I'M A GIRAFFE "

"Say Colorado 'I'M A GIRAFFE'

by BlueKnife75431 April 14, 2020