Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
by CLOVERRRR March 27, 2012
a victim has a card e.g a credit card forced inside there mouth, then the attackers punch the victim in the stomach to make there muscles tighten, making the mouth snaller, the card digs into the skin and makes a "grin" at the sides of the victims mouth.
by TomJackson404 December 24, 2008
Sales Associate 1: I'm so heated right now
Sales Associate 2: What's wrong dude?
Sales Associate 1: I went back to pull product for a customer and I see Jack walk up to my customer . He was pulling a Chelsea!
Sales Associate 2: It's a good thing you stopped him dead in his tracks.
Sales Associate 1: No kidding!
Sales Associate 2: What's wrong dude?
Sales Associate 1: I went back to pull product for a customer and I see Jack walk up to my customer . He was pulling a Chelsea!
Sales Associate 2: It's a good thing you stopped him dead in his tracks.
Sales Associate 1: No kidding!
by J_Rod0125 March 09, 2016
Chelsea & David they're the perfect couple, they both have been thru a lot of stuff thur life and relationships, but they don't let that effect there relationship with one another.
They love each other and no one will come between them because they love each other more than they've ever loved anyone that they've been in a relationship with and Chelsea is the perfect woman blonde hair blue eyes the perfect body, and David he's tall handsome he's the perfect dark hair man.
They're like barbie and Ken, but kinda like Bonnie & Clyde.
And there love is pure like Noah & Allie's from the Notebook.
They love each other and no one will come between them because they love each other more than they've ever loved anyone that they've been in a relationship with and Chelsea is the perfect woman blonde hair blue eyes the perfect body, and David he's tall handsome he's the perfect dark hair man.
They're like barbie and Ken, but kinda like Bonnie & Clyde.
And there love is pure like Noah & Allie's from the Notebook.
That couple over there, must be Chelsea & David they are so in love and happy you can see it all over them and the way they look at each other.
I'm so jealous of Chelsea & David, not really they deserve each other that's who other couples should look up too. 🖤💚🖤💚
I'm so jealous of Chelsea & David, not really they deserve each other that's who other couples should look up too. 🖤💚🖤💚
by RealTalkDontHate70 December 27, 2022
A 2-square mike neighborhood of Boston located on the city’s north side. It is incredibly dense (with over 50,000 people crammed into Chelsea’s borders) and has a high concentration of Hispanics. It borders Charlestown to the southwest, East Boston to the southeast, Revere to the northeast/east and Everett to the north and west.
If you’ve ever driven down Route 1 from Lynnfield to Dedham, you’ve driven through Chelsea, MA — it’s the dense area right before the Tobin.
by Blind Bostonian March 12, 2020
A Clare/Chelsea is a quite girl on the outside, but once you get to know them they have a very funny sense of humor. She watches a lot of anime and reads a lot of manga. She loves blood related things but doesn't talk about it to other people knowing that they will look at her weirdly. She is a pretty girl with brown hair and black eyes. When she has a crush on someone it would take her a long time to stop thinking about that person. She tends to swear a lot and has a very rude attitude towards the people she hates. But she cares about her friends as if they were her family. Her grades are not the best, but she doesn't care. She has no problem getting into harm when it comes to defending her friends. When someone insults her she fights back with no questions asked. But if her own friend makes fun of her then she would turn into a huge softie and start sobbing.
by i-am-dead-inside May 09, 2020
The most perfect woman ever. She has the looks and the heart. Holy fuck it’s amazing how hot she is. She is like a rare veiw. I love a chelsea turvey.
by Laurie Siena Shane sand d d October 02, 2019