Chelsea, Alabama.

Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.

Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.

by CLOVERRRR August 13, 2012

chelsea grin

a victim has a card e.g a credit card forced inside there mouth, then the attackers punch the victim in the stomach to make there muscles tighten, making the mouth snaller, the card digs into the skin and makes a "grin" at the sides of the victims mouth.

a chelsea grin is performed on greenstreet

by TomJackson404 December 24, 2008

Pulling a Chelsea

When you work retail and your coworker tries to steal the customer you have been working with.

Sales Associate 1: I'm so heated right now
Sales Associate 2: What's wrong dude?
Sales Associate 1: I went back to pull product for a customer and I see Jack walk up to my customer . He was pulling a Chelsea!
Sales Associate 2: It's a good thing you stopped him dead in his tracks.
Sales Associate 1: No kidding!

by J_Rod0125 August 6, 2016

Being the Chelsea

A phrase used to describe the domineering, spoiled person in the relationship.

"You're being the Chelsea," Steve said to Angie, as she complained about his meal.

by infinitejest42 May 15, 2016

Chelsea & David

Chelsea & David they're the perfect couple, they both have been thru a lot of stuff thur life and relationships, but they don't let that effect there relationship with one another.

They love each other and no one will come between them because they love each other more than they've ever loved anyone that they've been in a relationship with and Chelsea is the perfect woman blonde hair blue eyes the perfect body, and David he's tall handsome he's the perfect dark hair man.

They're like barbie and Ken, but kinda like Bonnie & Clyde.

And there love is pure like Noah & Allie's from the Notebook.

That couple over there, must be Chelsea & David they are so in love and happy you can see it all over them and the way they look at each other.

I'm so jealous of Chelsea & David, not really they deserve each other that's who other couples should look up too. 🖤💚🖤💚

by RealTalkDontHate70 December 27, 2022

chelsea ho

A hoebag who goes around giving people grapefruits and head also will take any money

Your such a Chelsea ho

by Please I need nudes May 2, 2018

chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 2, 2023