Chelsea, Alabama.

Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.

Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.

by CLOVERRRR August 13, 2012

chelsea grin

a victim has a card e.g a credit card forced inside there mouth, then the attackers punch the victim in the stomach to make there muscles tighten, making the mouth snaller, the card digs into the skin and makes a "grin" at the sides of the victims mouth.

a chelsea grin is performed on greenstreet

by TomJackson404 December 24, 2008

Pulling a Chelsea

When you work retail and your coworker tries to steal the customer you have been working with.

Sales Associate 1: I'm so heated right now
Sales Associate 2: What's wrong dude?
Sales Associate 1: I went back to pull product for a customer and I see Jack walk up to my customer . He was pulling a Chelsea!
Sales Associate 2: It's a good thing you stopped him dead in his tracks.
Sales Associate 1: No kidding!

by J_Rod0125 August 6, 2016

chelsea turvey

The most perfect woman ever. She has the looks and the heart. Holy fuck it’s amazing how hot she is. She is like a rare veiw. I love a chelsea turvey.

OMFG chelsea Turvey is hot af

by Laurie Siena Shane sand d d October 2, 2019

chelsea ho

A hoebag who goes around giving people grapefruits and head also will take any money

Your such a Chelsea ho

by Please I need nudes May 2, 2018

Being the Chelsea

A phrase used to describe the domineering, spoiled person in the relationship.

"You're being the Chelsea," Steve said to Angie, as she complained about his meal.

by infinitejest42 May 15, 2016

Chelsea, MA

A 2-square mike neighborhood of Boston located on the city’s north side. It is incredibly dense (with over 50,000 people crammed into Chelsea’s borders) and has a high concentration of Hispanics. It borders Charlestown to the southwest, East Boston to the southeast, Revere to the northeast/east and Everett to the north and west.

If you’ve ever driven down Route 1 from Lynnfield to Dedham, you’ve driven through Chelsea, MA — it’s the dense area right before the Tobin.

by Blind Bostonian March 12, 2020