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curvy dick cheeto

A Cheeto that looks like a curvy dick
Oh look it's a curvy dick cheeto
by Elliphant._ August 11, 2017
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Trump Tower Cheeto Flower

In the trump tower, you can by fresh daisies. They only started dying.. what, 37 years ago! They cost $100,000, due to the fact Trump touched the flowers, and his Cheeto Dust, Spray Tan, and Orange Peel landed all over it.
I'm gonna go get a Trump Tower Cheeto Flower for my ex.
by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020
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Hot Cheeto Girl

The term “hot cheeto girl” refers to the loud girl in the back of the classroom, who is always snacking on hot cheetos or takis. Usually a woman of color, (mainly hispanic or black), hot cheeto girls wear thrasher shirts, checkered vans, and ripped jeans. They can be seen with their hair in a large bun and their edges done. They usually have long acrylic nails. Hot cheeto girls can be heard calling their friend to, “come here, bessfriend!”, or saying, “and that’s on period!” Being very protective of their “bessfriends”, hot cheeto girls are always ready to fight a bitch.
hot cheeto girl: hey, come here, bessfriend!
bella: me?
hot cheeto girl: yeah!
bella: *is very happy, because being called bessfriend by a hot cheeto girl is the best feeling in the world*
by kindagroovin February 26, 2020
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hot cheeto girl

A hot cheeto girl is a racist way of classifying "ghetto" black and latina girls. While a hot cheeto girl can be white, that type of behavior coming from a privileged white girl is not nearly as criminalized/made fun of for them as it is for the girls this stereotype is based upon. In other words, fuck you if you say that kind of shit, even if it's just a "joke" or you mean it in a "nice way."
no one in the history of black/latino culture: i love being called a hot cheeto girl!
by ohthatweirdo February 16, 2020
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Black Cheetos

You know, it's that thing when pubic hair is done in dreadlocks and resembles the size and shape of a popular finger snack.
Last night I had a run in with Black Cheetos and I had to bail. I should have known that the carpet matched the curtains!
by hounddiggity May 25, 2010
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Cheeto Bag

When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.

Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"

"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"

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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"

Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"

Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."

Lion: "Roar"

Alan: "Damn it"
by Mansa Musa September 10, 2010
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