cederburg

I small town in the armpit of ozaukee county. This town is known for having at least 74 meaningless holidays to celerbrate everything from strawberrys to ice. The people from this town enjoy hording money, raping small animals, and shitting on anyone who isn't wealthy, or a douch. This town loves to pretend it is "historic". Calling its downtown the famous historic Cederburg, forgetting that for somthing to be historic it must first be important. And Cederburg's only achievement is that now the word shithole has some meaning.

Bill:hey this is really shitty yet the residents act like a bunch of rich jackasses

Joe: dude your in Cederburg

by papasmerf 69 March 4, 2011

cedar

The male's or female's private area. Genitalia.

"My cedar itches."

"Make sure to wipe your cedar, Lauren!"

"OW! Why did you kick me in my cedar?"

by cpirch April 24, 2010

Cedar Rapids

A city that is the embodiment of the term "fuck you".

In any other city people would ask why.
In Cedar Rapids people just say 'fuck you'.

by Vulpes_Inculta October 10, 2012

Cedric

A seedy old man who has come to East Asia in order to sleep with women who are unfeasibly young and attractive.

What did you think of the bar?

It was shit; too many Cedrics!

by MerveilleLeConte March 22, 2010

celery cheesecake sticks

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

Cedar Rapids

The city of Five Seasons. Most residents don't even know what the fifth season is. The fifth season is rumored to be the season of smog as raised by ADM on the south side of town.

A city located in East Central Iowa... It is known for... absolutely nothing... One of the few places in the nation over 100,000 people where people are actually known to cruise the town's First Avenue.

Industry is limited to Rockwell Collins and telemarketing due to our non regional dialect.

Our learning institution... Kirkwood College has been recognized to have the greatest 13th and 14th grade programs in the nation.

I went to Cedar Rapids and it smelled horrible.

I went to the bars in downtown Cedar Rapids and drove home drunk.

by s gizzle April 4, 2008

cedar rapids

the most bangin place in iowa. located in eastern iowa, it is home to Xavier highschool and the hottest girls in the Midwest. Known by haters as Crapids. The west side is also the best side.

I love me some cedar rapids. its the bestest

by Stephanie Pawlik January 17, 2007