1) A feminized male who is self loathing to the delight of the Feminazis.
2) A metrosexual or a girlie man.
3) No balls.
2) A metrosexual or a girlie man.
3) No balls.
Matt Lauer is a self loathing male and always appeases the feminine crowd. Therefore, he is a castrati.
by Pepper May 2, 2006
Get the castrati mug.To perform a juan castro, a male hadcuffs a woman to a bed, has angry sex with her, and then leaves her there. After a few days, while she has urinated and defacated on herself and is hungry, you have angry sex with her again.
1.Damn, that bitch looks like she's been juan castro'd
2. Shut up bitch, or I'll give you a Juan Castro!
2. Shut up bitch, or I'll give you a Juan Castro!
by Eric_2.1 December 9, 2008
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"Hey, what cantrips did you prepare on your wizard?"
"Acid Splash, Detect Magic, Read Magic, and Prestidigitation."
"Acid Splash, Detect Magic, Read Magic, and Prestidigitation."
by MediocreSurgeon March 7, 2009
Get the cantrip mug.An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.
Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?
I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!
He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.
Wouldn't be the first time.
I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!
He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.
Wouldn't be the first time.
by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008
Get the Castronaut mug.A metal ball that has 4 spikes arranged like the corners of a tetrahedron. Used for slowing calvalry. (The spikes stab into the horses hooves) I almost looks like a playing jack.
Sam layed the caltrops accross the roads and all the horses who ran through the road couldn't run anymore.
by Switch_lordoftheferrets February 15, 2004
Get the caltrop mug.The process of cutting someone's genitals off and throwing them out of a window.
A combination of the words castrate and defenestrate.
A combination of the words castrate and defenestrate.
"Did you hear about David?! He got castrenestrated!"
"Wait... What the hell does that mean?"
"It means somebody cut off his balls and threw them out of a window"
"WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, seriously, why the FUCK are you telling me this?"
"Wait... What the hell does that mean?"
"It means somebody cut off his balls and threw them out of a window"
"WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, seriously, why the FUCK are you telling me this?"
by Drazibrik March 25, 2009
Get the Castrenestrate mug.This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...
Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.
Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.
Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!
by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012
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