by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016
Get the Chewing the carpetmug. When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.
by chadlamo November 21, 2011
Get the carpet bombingmug. When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.
by d1rt May 16, 2011
Get the Purple Carpetmug. The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.
Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".
Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".
Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
by Flatster October 28, 2005
Get the carpet kaleidoscopemug. The twat hole. it the female sex organ
by tobyjones June 13, 2007
Get the carpet tunnelmug. Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.
by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021
Get the Carpet Sockmug. the act of Cumming on your girl friends face and rubbing it around giving her a light glaze of semen
by Kali M November 1, 2017
Get the White Carpetmug.