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Cabbage mouth

A low budget raggedy mouth bitch, who's always talking shit!
A poorly dressed female with bad teeth and rude with a cabbage mouth.
by NewBOOBS2010 January 27, 2010
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Carnage

Alisdair "The Machine" Hastie

of Morningside, Edinburgh.
"This is going to be carnage tonight mehhht"

aka "Ally Hastie is going to ram your door down you prick"

"Carnage Central tonight"

aka. "Alisdair Hastie will be drinking, smoking weed, breaking jaws (hint hint) and will be ramming doors down at Pollock Halls tonight"
by I've naeeeee iiideeaaa October 3, 2009
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Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage

Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.
Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."
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cabbage

A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.

The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!

Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
by matthewj4x December 9, 2012
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muff cabbage

A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".
I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.
by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010
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Cabbage

to cabbage. the act of cabbaging someone is to grab their fist when they offer it for a fist bump. the term was coined because the created ball is said to look like a cabbage.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.
FRIEND: wow that was amazing! knuckle-touch!
YOU: CABBAGE. but yeah, it was awesome.
by erverderh_kerderverh September 13, 2012
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Cabbage

Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011
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