Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.
"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
by kingbika October 9, 2018

A brunette female with large front teeth who looks like they’ve been hit my a truck. Smells and looks like trash and is probably one of the ugliest girls you’ll come across.
by jimmybobjoe1234 June 26, 2019

He is a Campbell
by Campbell_rambel February 7, 2019

My favorite person in the world. 🖤
by 012707 November 23, 2021

two words needed here huge penis
by allfacts.0111 November 14, 2020

She is the archetype of femininity. The female alpha wolf of the alpha wolves. A goddess. The personification of beauty. Graceful. Filed with strength. A Queen. Purity. Angelic. Favored. Loved. Admired. Popular. Funny and hilarious. Definition of charm and charisma. Balanced. Charitable. Sugar and spice and everything nice. Pleasing to the senses. Magnetic. Cheerful. Noble. Joyful. One of God's and man's most in demand. Top of the line. The best there is. As good as one comes. As good as one can be. Unlimited power. Faithful. As loyal as it gets. Genius. Not of this world. Untouchable. Unlimited resourcefulness. Magical. Mystical. A Mystery. An enigma. Healing. Divine.
by Aliziah June 18, 2023

A fat, sweaty, retard who lives on top of the fryer in poverty with his hoore cat crystal whilst he shoves all nine fingers up it’s bumhole.
by Wee-cassy June 27, 2019
