Calvin

a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore

I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys

by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022

Calvin

Calvin, a guy who looks for hot Russian man in his area and sucks dick for a living

This Calvin guy has a micro penis

by Prabhdeep June 26, 2022

calvin

Calvin is a bitch who dont take showers he has dandruff and cheese curds dropping onto his shirt he always beats his dog and eats rabbit dookie no one likes calvin, if you ever meet a calvin... RUN

eww your such a calvin

by Phil Ronky March 27, 2019

calvin fry

A really friendly guy with short hair at the sides and curly on top, a swimmer that barley ever bothers with anything.

That guy just went down the barbers, yeah he got a Calvin fry

by maxliter12 February 19, 2018

Calvin

Calvin is a very orange man, he gets salty when called orange and usually is freckled. I have a big Succulent relationship with calvin and a juicy future ahead. He also beat ninja 3 times and can change his hair color

Calvin is orange.

by Rammit Imma Ash August 3, 2020

Calvin

A Fat Flying Cow Known as a Wabin

A Calvin is coming!1

by WaBinCowflies December 18, 2018

Calvin Chen

The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.

Aww fuck Your such a Calvin Chen

by Nikky Da Luck October 19, 2010