cailen

A woman's name, though often used for boys; it has become more popular in the the fairer sex. Cailens are usually beautiful, bubbly creatures with a quirky charm that enchants everyone around them. She has a hidden sexiness that only manifests when in the presence of exceptional gentlemen, usually of the Irish persuasion. Beware of Cailens though, for if provoked, can bite quickly with a venom that can render a person to a permanently weakened state. If you remain on a Cailen's positive side, you will be greatly rewarded.

Finnigan O'Leary: "Did you just see Cailen walk by?"
Connor O'Riley: "Sex on legs."

by Ardnek Lieh January 13, 2009

cailou

the child that can roast people in 10 seconds

kid: ur mum gae
cailou: you are adopted
kid: *is dead*
cailou: IM JUST A KID THATS FOUR

by u bettr sutp March 23, 2019

Caillou sex

To start Calliou sex you first need one person bald. The bald one pushes the other against the wall and begins making out. Next the bald one cuffs the other participant to the bed after all the clothes are removed. The bald one begins pleasuring the other participant with their head, either by rubbing their head on the dick or clit or strap a sex toy onto it and putting it in the vagina/ass. Then the bald one begins fucking a hole with a strap on or their own dick. Once both members are near climax they begin to sing the Caillou theme in unison. Once climax is reached they must such each other's cum using a straw or their mouths. The two then grab vibrators sticking them up an ass or vagina. Once they both reach climax again they grab their Caillou plush dolls and rub them on the other partners' dick/clit. After that, they both watch an episode of Caillou and repeat until 10 episodes have been watched.

Jimothy: "You wanna have Caillou sex?"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"

by DenseCabbage June 8, 2019

Caitlin

The most amazing beautiful girl you will ever meet. She can cheer up your day with just a simple smile. She is a small, spunky, cute girl that makes everything better!

Guy 1: My day sucks! Work is pissing me off
Guy 2: Mine was bad too, then i saw Caitlin

by I love you caitlin April 28, 2012

Caitlin

A girl often so amazing that no boy will ever deserve her But if A boy get her they should never let her go but keep cherishing her. She is often Blonde Headed And Blue Eyed , in addition to being beautiful inside and out.

That girl is so hot her name Must be Caitlin shes so fucking lush

by LoveIdears June 7, 2009

Caitlin

Caitlin is a
Breadstick:)

Some random person: oi whos that?
Some other person: it’s Caitlin

Another person: she looks like she has no friends

by Imverygayyayy August 7, 2019

Caitlin

A girl who has one guy who really likes her, but she doesn’t like him. Then she cries cause she wants a boyfriend. She will steal your heart and your food. She also probably likes her dogs and the office more than you.. sorry x

Person 1: Hey Caitlin I really like you
Caitlin: sorry I’m in a committed relationship with pasta and my dog x

by HshsiwakhdudowzmcbduwoKsuiw August 10, 2019