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Nobody cares

A lot like saying everything's gonna be okay, even though 50 people just died and evidently everything's not okay. Another way for a person who has little control of themselves to remain in control of others.
Girl-Nobody cares about what this guy has to say, he's a liar and a racist and what else let me think oh he's an ignorant misogynist idiot shithead. Ill think of more stuff to call him later, once I know what I'm doing and why again.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
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who-cares-iana

The glorification of stuff that doesn't really matter and you really shouldn't waste your time thinking, let alone talking about.
I just bought The National Enquirer, Us Weekly, In Touch, AND In Style. I am hip deep in who-cares-iana.
by Allie April 11, 2005
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Whofa King Cares

A great comeback to something you didn't want to hear- or could give a damn about.

The Whofa King Cares (who fucking cares) when a busybody gets in somebody's business, turns trivial nonsense into a big ado, talks plenty of shit, etc.
Jack- Did you know I banged Jessica twice already?
Devon- Tell it to the Whofa King cuz Whofa King Cares.
by darkest_light July 15, 2009
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caressence

{noun} the distinctive atmosphere or quality that seems to surround and be generated by a person, place, or thing.
The french fry had a salty caressence to it.
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crespination

Crespination is a creative or inventive act of lying during an argument about the existence of an product or invention and then later using the internet to prove its existence. True lack of knowledge about the existence of the object under contention is required for authentic crespination. Since the advent of cheap mobile internet devices, incidences of crespination are riskier to the reputation and have been in decline.

Crespination's dark side is known to all persons of an inventive nature. The chances of finding that something has already been invented are close to 100 percent if the inventor dares to inspect the internet.
Person 1: "It is annoying to hold that ice pack to your arm. You need an ice sleeve for that bee sting on your elbow." (Person 1 is engaging in crespination.)
Person 2: "There is no such thing as an ice sleeve." (Person 2 is correct based on the current knowledge of both parties.)
Person 1: "Yes, there is. Let's look it up when we get back to the farm." (Person 1 is aware that she lacks the facts to back up this statement but confident that the internet will back her up.)
by turkey111 April 16, 2011
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Careshit

a term used to question why someone should ether care or give a shit
Careshit: Why should we careshit about the meaning of this poem?
by Canaboosr November 1, 2012
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Cresonia

wow, she's so Cresonia.
by :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 April 2, 2013
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