jeebus crispies

for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone

cringy sin
"oH JeeBuS CRisPieS"

by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017

crispy rice

Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.

I want to eat some crispy rice!

by Defination Maker Man April 22, 2017

DrispY CrisPY

The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles

Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night

by DrispY March 6, 2022

Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.

Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.

by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011

Crispy face

The effect when semen dries on a persons skin and wakes up with crispy peeling reptilian skin.

I spunked all over her face last night whilst she was asleep and she woke up with a crispy face

by mouthstrippers June 7, 2011

Crispy Nibblers

When you rub your balls hard in order ejaculate/bust

Person #1: hey did you hear Sarah gave Jordan crispy nibblers?
Person #2: yeah, I heard he busted all over her!

by Ysect May 10, 2019

crispy savage

Fresh ,clean ,real /savage

Aye bro you roasted him you crispy savage .

by To much savagery May 8, 2016