crayon muncher

A term is often given to members of the United States Marine Corps, under the stereotype that all Marines are mentally deficient.

Guy 1: You were in the military?? That's so cool!
Guy 2: Yup, enlisted in the Mari-
Guy 1: Oh. You're one of those crayon munchers.

by zuccer December 26, 2021

Crayrons

An artistic instrument most commonly used by a friend who claims to have a girlfriend that none have met. Said friend most often procures a picture of the most likely fake girlfriend, which is in fact drawn by CRAYRONS. Crayrons are not your ordinary colored wax stick, when used they create 3-D life like images, complete with complexion, all necessary physical components, and facial expressions. Crayrons are excellent at fooling the average buddy into believing the picture is real, and you do in fact have a girlfriend, but a trained eye can tell when a picture is really a crayron drawring.

So beware! That picture may very well just be a crayron creation, and "Susan" could be a carbon crayron copy of some chick form a magazine.

"Dustin, does this 'Brittany' really exist? I haven't seen her yet."
"Yeah, heres a picture."
"Dude, this is totally a crayrons drawring! I knew she wasn't real!"

by usetheforze June 12, 2008

Crayo

Crayo originally used (with this meaning) in a graphic design class is now more commonly used to express ones amazement at the creativity of an other or just simply a piece of art.

'Wow that is so crayo' Zoe shouted as she wondered through the art exhibition.

by Golddustwoman July 17, 2014

crayola

Crayola LLC, formerly Binney & Smith, is an American handicraft company, specializing in artists' supplies. It is known for its brand Crayola and best known for its crayons. The company is based in Forks Township, Northampton County, Pennsylvania, USA. Since 1984, it has been a wholly owned subsidiary of Hallmark Cards. Originally an industrial pigment supply company, Crayola soon shifted its focus to art products for home and school use, beginning with chalk, then crayons, followed later by colored pencils, markers, paints, modeling clay, and other related goods. All Crayola-branded products are marketed as nontoxic and safe for use by children. Most Crayola crayons are manufactured in the United States. Alright, I'm just kidding. Crayola is a toxic piece of shit created by retards to posion children in the US.

"Crayola: Made by retards solely for the purpose of killing children"

by The Best Definer of UB June 27, 2018

Olive Crayon

An awkward and social outcast. Typically the loner in school.

That one kid that nobody likes.
Although this does have some positive aspects, one being the fact that Olive Crayons dont get used much.

The Olive Crayon doesn't really like to make conact.

by maximillious93 February 5, 2010

Blue Crayoned

When you get so drunk that people at the party have to take care of you and you end up cuddling with a bank that is in the form of a blue crayon.

Last nights party was great, Greg was blue crayoned.

by gmfg November 9, 2011

Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018