Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.

person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"

by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024

Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.

person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"

by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024

crabmydia

Crabs (pubic hair lice) and chlamydia at the same time

"Bro she gave me crabmydia 😢"

by cadaverdamien0 April 22, 2025

Crabbing

The threat of surgically altering a person into a cyborg crab, often accompanied with the threat of removing their teeth for pleasurable oral use. The “crab” is intended to serve as an indentured crustacean servant.

Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.

by Ghoulguy66 September 21, 2025

Indian crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.

"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"

by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018

Tyler Crabb

birth control theft

“hey you know that one tyler crabb nigga?”
“oh yeah the one that steals birth control?”

by sarah0828 April 26, 2019

Turbo Crabbies

When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.

Last night Jim drank 4 Turbo Crabbies....lad got mortal

by SOCIAL CLEANSER August 22, 2019