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competitious

Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.

Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?

Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious

Bill: um ok

Steve: I win
by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008
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competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.
Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

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by charlemagne March 5, 2014
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Mini Cooper

The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.
"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."

"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."

"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."
by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008
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compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
by CapTim August 25, 2009
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Competitour

The correct and original, but unfortunately obsolete, English spelling of the word most commonly spelt now as competitor.

- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor

1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.
1. I usually too have fairly meaty projects to handle, for instance an in-depth competitour analysis.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.
by Roger Miles January 21, 2015
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Cooper'd

Being invited to hangout with a group while unknowingly getting made fun of due to your low IQ and inability to understand that no one likes you.
Group: yo guys let's go hangout with Alex, boutta get Cooper'd
by FahkYouBahddy October 30, 2017
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Competencentracion

(Com-pe-ten-sen-traction)
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.
“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”
by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018
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