Confession Video

A video posted on Facebook where the poster "confesses" things about many people. These confessions are usually descriptions in the end and are extremely long and boring.

A Typical Confession Video...

Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...

Girl B: yeah...

5 hours later:

Girl A: Your nice as well...

by ThatGuyNextDoor January 6, 2012

cokefusion

The feeling of being confused but when you're high on cocaine.

Dude fuckkkk! Bro like...this is straight cokefusion. I thought we still had a fifty left.

by L-Eazy January 20, 2018

Confazion

(Kon-faze-shun) Verb.
1). Doing or saying the exact opposite of what was discussed and agreed upon only moments earlier.
2). Alerting everyone around about your need to shit or describing the details of a recent shit.

Bill went off to hunt his secret spot, causing CONFAZION through out the rest of the group.

by Grousey McGrouserson October 26, 2018

Confuction-Nonsense

1) A word made up by a man with a less than average brain who resides somewhere Guyana which has taken Facebook by storm as to how stupid some people can be.
2) A Word now used to describe the stupidity that comes out some person's mouth.

1) There is no such word as Confuction-Nonsense.
2) You talking a whole bunch of Confuction-Nonsense.

by twavis January 21, 2020

beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.

Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.

by Raddish123 November 27, 2013

German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

coldfusion

An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.

I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.

The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.

A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.

by John LeBoeuf-Little January 18, 2008