Coupon Commando

The person at the store with the note book full of coupons. Often times if you take the last item for which they have a coupon for then be ready for blood.

I almost got taken out by a coupon commando when I yoinked the last box of cheezits.

by Uncle Bobby B. October 24, 2010

vag commander

someones who is a certified pussy fucker

do you know who i am who's i be....... vag commander this

i run pussy they call me the vag commander

by shyne110 May 5, 2017

DJ x Commander

A ship between the DJ and Commander from Tower Defense Simulator (A.k.a. TDS). Admit it, if you know this ship you have definitely seen the Maidboy Commander and DJ and thought they were hot.

“Hey do you ship DJ x Commander?”
“Hell yeah, Gay LEGO.”

by Kasodus69420 February 1, 2021

Commando

When a guy is not wearing any underwear. This is done by Marines or Soldiers during forced marches or "humps" to cut down on shaffing. Must be done in conjunction with a liberal amount of Gold Bond or baby powder.

My girlfriend thinks it's hot when I go commando. She doesn't know that I do it because I am to lazy to do laundry.

by BooyahUSMC June 2, 2006

Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?

The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

by symbiote October 13, 2006

Cammando

wearing clothes but lacking underwear...

wearing shorts/pants/ect. but not boxers/whitey-tighties/ect.

wearing a miniskirt/jeans/ect. but no panties/thong/ect.

"I'm going cammando" / she didn't have time to or was just plain slutty so she went cammando

by the_real_Chris November 15, 2006

Commando Faggot

That douchefag who whores the marathon, lightweight, commando, tactical knife setup in call of duty modern warfare and knifes from 300 miles away.

HOLY FUCK, this commando faggot has been running around the whole map, finding me, and shitting on me the whole game.

by Mourning Soul November 12, 2010