by Sally Denny November 23, 2015

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.
Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.
by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020

by Wang cloth September 19, 2016

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.
by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

That office secretary has some serious clothed sensuality going on with that loose blouse and messy ponytail.
by Epikalountai February 19, 2014

Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?
by 1102kcapfolw July 9, 2020

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.
by ducluver November 27, 2007
