lei kava chud

a dude who comes to lei kava bar and does chuddy shit like talk about his ex-girlfriend all day (or exclusively talking about their ex-girlfriend)

bro, theres some dude outside of lei kava who keeps yapping about his ex girlfriend

is it the lei kava chud?

yes bro this is literally the tenth time today this dude is talking about his ex-girlfriend today... bro needs to get on hinge or something

by onsumrealness November 5, 2025

Chud

A chewing gum

Oi mate (Rows), got a chud?

by Rowsells gooch August 19, 2019

Chud

Chud: Chewing Gum.
Also used to describe something or someone as large, wide, massive, unmistakable.
Can be used as a compliment or an insult.
Also
Added syllables and words can colloquialise and reinforce the word; e.g chudders, chuddy, chuds.

"Alright Michael, you got any chuddy on you? You big chud"

by yesBramwell November 11, 2020

Snargle my Chud

The act of sucking one's dick at an accelerated side-to-side motion.

dude, he tried to snargle my chud! Dan is my witness.

by Chud-meister January 24, 2009

Commander Chud

a nickname implying someone is so gay they are the master and commander of all dicks. used as an insult.

Mike: hey, sup commander chud

brandon: sup

by lunarsauce July 15, 2011

Chuds

the feeling of extreme sadness; borderline depression
alternative expression: chudsly

Person 1: "My wife cheated on me."
Person 2: "Fuck bro, that's chuds."

by bigchungusenergy September 13, 2020

chud

A man that has sacrificed his social life in favor of lifting. Can often be seen in gyms with death star delts, repping out people's maxes on the leg press and in similar situations.
A chud is different from a jock or meathead, as a jock has sacrificed his intellectual development, while a chud has sacrificed his social life.
As such, jocks often end up failing education, while a chud can never succeed to score a date.

A: Did you hear that Dave is a chud?
B: So that's why he's telling 210 kilos on the leg press...

by Igggosha October 24, 2025