Chris

A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.

Chris:I have a big penis, it's like 12 inches.
Everyone else: Sure ya do bud

by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019

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Chris is a wonderful person and I love him

I love you Chris

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A kid with the last name pike and likes all the dudes

Bruh you seen Chris?
Yea he looks dumb

He does like men

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Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.

Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

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