butthole scissoring

A sexual act where two people rub their naked buttholes against each other's buttholes for pleasure.

I caught him butthole scissoring himself with a mirror!

by MexicanSeafood February 16, 2015

butthole engineer

A butthole engineer is a term used to describe a gay man

abusive unflattering term for a gay eg. "he's a butthole engineer"

by dude an the missus August 21, 2006

Trife Butthole

a butthole thats been ripped by hella dudes. and doesnt keep secrets. and is infected.

poverty.

nigga had a trife butthole. shit was open. now i got hella bumps on ma dick

by LaTrifa and TrigNog December 08, 2010

Butthole Browning

When you’re wipping or cleaning you’re ass crack and you’re finger slips in your ass hole.

Oh shit the toilet paper ripped and I pulled a butthole browning.

by Bobo da fool December 21, 2017

turkey butthole

A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request

There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.

by Gnomeoawaits November 08, 2017

Butthole Cheese

It is the act of not wiping after defecation and leaving the excrement to fester on ones anus therefore hardening and turning into butthole cheese.

"Dude, you should wipe a lot more often!"
"Why?"
"Because your ass cheeks are caked in butthole cheese!"

by Birch Guy December 02, 2014

stinky butthole

Something you say when you want to sound like a retard. It’s used to describe just about anything. Yell out stinky butthole any time.

Man, John smells like a stinky butthole.

by M-dog October 29, 2019