Crotch Burner

A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.

The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.

by killerapt December 3, 2013

bun burner

A very "hot" spanking... the kind that leaves someone's buns (buttocks) really sore and "burning" afterwards.

Mom gave me a real bun burner last night for coming home late!

by Banjo_oz July 7, 2011

Bogie-Burner

someone that likes picking their nose like a crack addict

we have another bogie-burner on the bus again

by Mazdaman October 14, 2018

Buffalo Burner

When you eat a hot wing and eat her out right after.

She got a stinging surprise last night from the Buffalo Burner.

by Thud the Troll January 11, 2022

Rice burner

Basically just a Japanese car, usually with a fart can, but some people say it has to have stickers and a dangerously lowered suspension.

That civic is such a rice burner!

by Replayyyz August 25, 2013

time burner

Someone or something which takes a lot of time for little reward.

I took the job for him but it was a real time burner.

by Sue Chi November 18, 2017

ten burner

a name you call someone who has always got a pack of ten cigerettes and is always smokin away

ben your a ten burner mate you've always got them cancer sticks burnin!

by sheef sandwich August 24, 2009