Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
Get the Bryan The Rockmug. by .....)&;(;; April 3, 2021
Get the Finley Bryanmug. when your winning 10 to 0 against the opposing team, and the enemy does a flawless come back, which they then essentially win.
bryan: gg ez, go next enemy actually brain dead not even bowling.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
by IcanTakeYouToTheFirstClass April 20, 2022
Get the bryan classicmug. by UpUrMadreAndEatUrMadreLikePizz April 23, 2019
Get the bryan floresmug. The handsomest and sweetest guy you’ll ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on. It only takes one look to fall madly in love with Bryan. He will stay up past his bedtime to make sure you’re okay, or just because he wants to wait until you’re done with work. He is mind-blowingly hardworking, despite how much he likes to relax. He's the type of guy who is super busy, but will take time from chilling to help his family without complaining. Anyone he cares for is the luckiest person ever, and it makes sense why everyone loves him. He is so amazing that he will move you to tears.
by BabyDucky May 18, 2021
Get the Bryan Rodriguezmug. by Jjadd November 8, 2020
Get the Bryan Murphymug. Fat
Usually used in a medical term for obesity, or diabetes
It was a case it 1982 where scientist found an abnormally large child whom was named bryan peralta, Bryan's parents abondaned him to escape the embarrasment from others.No one knows where Bryan is located today, some say you can see him in the streets of houston at 3 am looking for food in the garbage
Someone who is retarded
Has a below average intelegence
usually harasses women to get their social media
Blames women for his social failiures
Usually used in a medical term for obesity, or diabetes
It was a case it 1982 where scientist found an abnormally large child whom was named bryan peralta, Bryan's parents abondaned him to escape the embarrasment from others.No one knows where Bryan is located today, some say you can see him in the streets of houston at 3 am looking for food in the garbage
Someone who is retarded
Has a below average intelegence
usually harasses women to get their social media
Blames women for his social failiures
by Donavan Williamsburg May 17, 2019
Get the Bryan Peraltamug.