A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
She is truly a one of a kind, someone who is indescribable by just issuing adjectives. Christina Bruno is so talented, gorgeous, exotic, loving, caring and all around just a perfect person. I don’t know what anyone would be able to do without her loving affection whenever they are down. She is so sweet and cares for everyone first before herself. This is only a small portion to the description but I don’t believe anyone reading this can be deemed worthy of reading the rest.
by Gorgeous, Perfect, Exotic September 14, 2019
A “friend” of Bruno.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.
by I.am.not.saga May 09, 2022
Is very nice to his girlfriends.
by throwaway_9088 January 29, 2022
A man on a mission. Big forehead, track star, yah dun kno, affiliated with the Gucci gang , has girls such as ed and lizette. Can do your homework.
by BickbicholasB December 03, 2017
A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.
by Trumpfux December 27, 2019
Andrew was supposed to care care of my plants during my absence! Through the whole week, he just came once and watered them with some water. He basically did bruno out them!
by ptcmazur October 19, 2021