Bruno

Bruno is a huge dick, non- gay because fuck the gays/faggots

Bruno i am a king nigga

by fuck u nigga im a king bitch October 31, 2023

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022

Brunos friend

A “friend” of Bruno.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.

Person 1: omg look it’s Brunos friend!
Person 2: oh yes, they are very good friends;)

by I.am.not.saga May 9, 2022

Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

by Twiggish January 17, 2022

Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.

Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth

by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022

Bruno Fernandes

Rat who constantly complains to the referee and gets a lot of hate for that. Honestly, he destroys his image with his behavior because he's actually a baller and his performances often go under the radar nowadays

Bruno Fernandes is crying at the refs again. What a rat

by The football dictionary May 21, 2024

Brunoing

(Bruno (player) + ing. verb) the act of attacking someone in such a way that it is clearly not a simple drag or accelerated attack, with it the animation of release being clearly abused by any matter of first or third party techniques such as the movement of the mouse.

This kid is not legit he has to be Brunoing

by Sh0tzK April 4, 2018