(oh-SOY-oose)
-noun
the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.
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the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.
by noah v July 6, 2007
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When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
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(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).
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When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
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