Benidorm Breakfast

A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.

Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm

A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:

Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.

Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.

This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism

Rob: Hey Jo we better clear these empty bottles and pizza boxes away.

Jo: Whats the hurry?

Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast

by Robert Leigh Adams October 28, 2007

breakfast buddy

1. An all inclusive kitchenware set for young children designed to implement healthy eating habits at an early age. The Breakfast Buddy is made of polypropylene plastic and has a distinct odor of fresh spray paint.

2. The joke of section X3 and the bane of team 2's existance.

Come on Robbie, its time for breakfast with your Breakfast Buddy!

Rise and shine, its breakfast time. Bring your buddy!

I hate the Breakfast Buddy.

Some products can be a convenience combo. For example: The Breakfast Buddy.

by Ketts February 10, 2008

breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs

I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Zombie breakfast

(noun)

1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.

2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.

1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.

2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.

by oryaknownot April 9, 2010

breakfast bomb

Syrup in a shotglass dropped into milk and chugged to get the day started.

Son, I'm tired... go fill up the shot glass with da sizzurp and get me a glass of milk. Daddy's 'bout to start the day wit a breakfast bomb.

by kalihimoke March 5, 2008

wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.

I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.

by erkod March 5, 2017

Breakfast Boner

When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.

Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.

by Hughseff November 9, 2013