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Breakfast in the morning

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.
Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.
by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011
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breakfast buddy

1. An all inclusive kitchenware set for young children designed to implement healthy eating habits at an early age. The Breakfast Buddy is made of polypropylene plastic and has a distinct odor of fresh spray paint.

2. The joke of section X3 and the bane of team 2's existance.
Come on Robbie, its time for breakfast with your Breakfast Buddy!

Rise and shine, its breakfast time. Bring your buddy!

I hate the Breakfast Buddy.

Some products can be a convenience combo. For example: The Breakfast Buddy.
by Ketts February 10, 2008
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breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs
I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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Zombie breakfast

(noun)

1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.

2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.
1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.

2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.
by oryaknownot April 9, 2010
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breakfast bomb

Syrup in a shotglass dropped into milk and chugged to get the day started.
Son, I'm tired... go fill up the shot glass with da sizzurp and get me a glass of milk. Daddy's 'bout to start the day wit a breakfast bomb.
by kalihimoke March 5, 2008
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wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.
I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.
by erkod March 5, 2017
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Breakfast pudding

The sweet breakfast element you eat after your breakfast main course or savoury dish.
Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.
by Breakfast pudding May 8, 2014
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