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Brandon

Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.
by Brandon Thompson November 10, 2018
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Brandon

Derogatory nickname for President Joe Biden coined in 2021 after a news reporter claimed that “Fuck Joe Biden” chants at a NASCAR race were “Let’s go Brandon”, the name of a Racer. “Brandon” has now evolved into an alternative name for Joe Biden
Friend 1: These gas prices are outrageous!
Friend 2: Thank Brandon for that
by SuperCraiger4000 July 18, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is a kind hearted and loving person,although sometimes he can come off as a complete ass.Brandon’s can tend to be narcissistic or come off as such when really they are kind hearted and soft.He is funny,smart and good looking .You can often find Brandon ignoring his significant other or playing video games.Besides his tendencies to neglect his significant other he is basically the definition of perfect .Brandon’s tend to have amazing hair and nicely shaped eyebrows.Brandon’s have beautiful brown eyes and an amazing personality .They are a breeze to love and well worth your time
Brandon is amazing
by Alexia1289 June 24, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon's are super funny and sweet and always know how to make you smile. They are a little shy when you first meet them, but once they warm up to you, they will show you they're crazy side. They are pretty short and sometimes insecure, but they really don't have anything to be insecure about. Their fun personality brings out the best parts in other people, and they do they're best to make you feel as comfortable as possible. They make wonderful boyfriends or husband's, and if you manage to get one to trust you, never let them go.
Person: Hey, are you still with Brandon?
You: Yep! I couldn't be happier!
by Kiwi_Gyp_143 March 31, 2021
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Brandon

Brandons can be idiots, but when you get to know them they can be real sweethearts. Well, that depends on what

Brandon you know. The one I know is sporty, and can be very annoying. But he is my friend :)
I have no examples for brandon
by apocolipse123 October 24, 2012
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Brandon

1.A comedic musician that makes others feel at ease.

Tends to form bonds that will be severed when those

bonds are not giving him more than he is returning.

2.To turn one's back on a good friend in their most

critical time of need.
1. It was all good when I was paying, but as soon as I ran out of money he was gone- pulled a total Brandon on me!

2. He got diagnosed with cancer and I was like "yeah thats just what I need to be dealing with" so I just gave him a Brandon.
by revscrj April 6, 2013
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Brandon

1. The biggest asshole who's asshole will be fucked violently in the future.

2. A man with a gaping asshole

3. A giant cunt of a guy

4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull
by TheAcesendantOfGulls January 5, 2017
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