board up

The term used when seeing a hot female who positively effects one's state of sexual arousal.

Oh my god look at that girl, I'm about to board up.

by Beaver Slap August 28, 2009

chair boarding

The new sport that's sweeping the nation. It's a combination of skateboarding and office chairs. It rocks.

The rules dictate that a person must be sitting on an office chair that has the ability to adjust height and back rest. It must also be able to spin, that is a must.

To participate you must kick off the floor in a spinning motion (called an "ollie," by the veterans of the sport,) and then bust out some sick, ill moves without putting your feet back on the floor until you wish to "land."

Marks are scored out of ten in three different categories, giving a final score out of thirty. The categories are style (how the boarder incorporated the adjustment features in their spin), revolutions (how many times the chair spins during that one particular move) and pizazz (leg grabs, flip reverses, any sick move that your ill mind can think of).

Points are deducted for falling off the chair, bad pizzaz (bizazz if you will) and doing a crap landing (the pros call this, "bailing.")

The sport is still in it's infancy but I suggest you join up now so in five years when it's all the rage you can be like "man, I was chair boarding before you even knew what it was you big gay jaborni.

"Yo want a game of chair boardin?"

"Yeah dude, radical to the max!"

"Shut up."

"O.K."

"Actually, you can't play because you're a chump who falls of their chair, get some control man."

"Fair point, fair point."

by Ian Mckenna May 17, 2005

ouija board

A game my sister used to play with me when I was little to scare me.

Me: Will I get a N64 for my birthday?
Ouija board: You will die.

by MHC17 April 25, 2007

ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

Semen-Boarding

When A LOT of semen is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in semen.

-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"

--"WTF? Why?"

-"For America."

--"What?"

-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"

by Honestly, I'm batman. August 6, 2011

Luigi Board

Yahoo persons with less than 5 IQ can't spell ouija use Luigi board instead. The Luigi board is a sacred board that has nothing to do with ouija, it's used to Contact Marios trapped in paintings

Yahoo person: Is it spelled Luigi Board?

by No funny, didn't laugh December 13, 2019

Dronfield ironing board

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.

So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.

by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008