" Did anyone see where the pipe went?"
" Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"
" Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"
by ShannanD April 19, 2023
Get the Smokin Blumpkin mug.The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.
A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.
1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .
2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.
3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.
Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.
4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.
5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.
6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.
A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.
1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .
2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.
3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.
Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.
4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.
5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.
6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 21, 2021
Get the Giga Blumpkin mug.Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.
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Get the Rose Blumpkin mug.Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!
Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"
Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"
Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"
by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004
Get the Country Blumpkin mug.After giving someone a Blumpkin, the word "Blumpkin Breathe" is when your mouth smells like the remains of Sperm, Penis, and possibly Feces.
You listen here you little Blumpkin Breathe! (To get someones attention when you know they have been giving the almighty Blumpkin)
by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010
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