12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

Blind Elephant

When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

The blind Elephant is when
When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

by devilma June 29, 2009

blinket

a social group within which one is comfortable

Our blinket always goes out to dinner on Friday nights.

by knuck2 October 24, 2009

blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper

John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.

by Jarvisen January 15, 2016

blind sausage whiff

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.

As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate

by rayofson July 15, 2022

nostalgia blindness

A condition in which fond memories of something cause a failure to perceive it objectively at a later time.

Thanks to my nostalgia blindness, I feel that movie I saw when I was six years old is still great, even though it doesn't hold up anymore.

by Razum Tazum August 20, 2020

Chingo Bling

Coconut Sell Out

Chingo bling was down for la raza but then made money off of them, got rich, voted for trump so he can get taxed less. Brown on the outside, white in the inside like a coconut.

by PinchePancho November 5, 2020