To slip, trip, fall, or generally mess something up. Generally resulting in embarrassment and regret.
Sam - slips in mud
Ryan - YOU GUYS, SAM JUST BIFFED IT!
Sam - Damn it! That was the worst biff ever, I'm fuckin' covered in mud!
Ryan - YOU GUYS, SAM JUST BIFFED IT!
Sam - Damn it! That was the worst biff ever, I'm fuckin' covered in mud!
by ChknWngz April 20, 2016
by Skoopdogg June 18, 2025
(verb)
to accidentally knock into something/hurt yourself by your own strength/physically hurt somebody else.
(noun)
a term of endearment.
to accidentally knock into something/hurt yourself by your own strength/physically hurt somebody else.
(noun)
a term of endearment.
'I just biffed myself on the wall' (i just walked into the wall)
'When the train jolted I biffed myself in the face'
'Shutup loser or I'll be forced to biff you'
'HELLO BIFF!'
'When the train jolted I biffed myself in the face'
'Shutup loser or I'll be forced to biff you'
'HELLO BIFF!'
by Peanuts3 April 13, 2009
When you think you are pushing out a fart but you actually slightly shit yourself, resulting in you having to throw out that 100 dollar Gucci underwear.
On a date with a hot chick.
Dave: "Oh shit I have to fart, but what if she hears? Fuck it."
*Juicy wet fart sound emerges*
Aileen: "What the fuck was that?"
Dave Biffed himself when on a date with a big booty hoe.
Dave: "Oh shit I have to fart, but what if she hears? Fuck it."
*Juicy wet fart sound emerges*
Aileen: "What the fuck was that?"
Dave Biffed himself when on a date with a big booty hoe.
by BootyConnosieur February 06, 2017
by Souperman1234 September 04, 2010
by Haytertom August 05, 2019