xanax bender

An extended period of excessive, recreational usage of the popular anxiety medication xanax, typically lasting for several days, though in some cases much longer. These benders are marked by short- and long-term memory loss, blackouts, binge eating, exhaustion, slurred speech, lowered inhibitions, impaired decisionmaking abilities, and bizarre behavior.

Bro, that xanax bender was so insane, I don't remember anything that happened the entire weekend!

After waking up naked in the woods behind his dorm, Jim knew the xanax bender had gone too far, yet he felt powerless to stop it.

by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009

cock bend

when you're porking your girlfriend and she is riding you and then suddenly your cock slips out and she accidently bounces on it and bends it in half...painful

oh yes baby, ride my fucking cock...harder...oh fuck me, COCK BEND!!!!

by metzz October 7, 2003

Bender

1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.

1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!

by ..WiL July 15, 2008

Dakota Bender

Often used as a derogatory term. If you are calling someone a Dakota Bender, they are usually a piece of shit. They also probably listen to Creed.

"I took a massive shit yesterday... it reminded me of Dakota Bender."

"Man, that kid is a piece of shit.." "Yeah, hes a total Dakota Bender."

by P Shivers November 2, 2009

bend

To get drunk, usually results in said person becoming bent. Possibly short for "bend elbows".

Man, I was doing some serious bending in that game of Drink!.

by Nick D February 2, 2004

Bend her over and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 8, 2012