beard-on

The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.

Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"

Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."

by BADxKARMA February 19, 2013

Choo Choo Bear

Davan's cat in the Something Positive webcomic. Choo Choo Bear is 25 years old, went through chemotherapy treatments that made him hairless, and suffers from a bone disorder-ie, he doesn't have them.

by Sutori September 23, 2003

suicide beard

(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

by Super-Extra August 6, 2007

Epic Beard Man

The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.

Locations of his bag are still unknown.

Did you see the epic beard man in that video? That'll teach you to respect your elders.

by epicbeardman February 17, 2010

pooky bear

Garfield's bear. Pooky allows Garfield to show his other side. He's a teddy bear extraordinaire; cuddly, understanding, and always there when Garfield needs him. Plus he never tries to hog Garfield's blanket or food. Garfield likes that.

raymond is my pooky bear <3

by you know who........... April 30, 2009

POCKET BEAR

A stocky hairy masculine gay male of small stature

that's one sexy pocket bear

by obliqueanz October 5, 2009

Bearded Clam

An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.

Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.

by PirateHooker October 15, 2007