Ben

A Ben is a screw up. No one loves him and if you name your kid this you probably don’t love him. He has no friends but he’s really funny. He is a cool yet bitchy person.

He’s acting like such a Ben right now like he’s messing everything up. He is such a Ben like his parents told me he’s an accident

by Babysittingmybaby February 1, 2020

Ben

Ben is an Engine bike loving fello who’s hobbies include listening to techno rapeing his poor disabled dog and Matthew and all things illegal he also enjoys pocket watches Cheerios rye bread and ur nan

I can hear bens sick super cool awesome 10/10 engine lawnmower bike hoping down the street again oh how i wish i had one ☝️

by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020

Ben

any ben you meet is gay, there's nothing more too it.

'omg do you know ben'
'yeah i think he's gay'

by fatassbitch6969 November 14, 2021

Ben

A well-done-steak-loving ham and cheese sandwich who, despite his best efforts, can't get over his love for Thais Jackson.

Look at that ham and cheese sandwich Ben staring at Thais from across the dining hall; he can barely pay attention to his well-done steak!

by Ollie Seed November 5, 2022

Ben

A poop-munching guy who has dated half the male population.

Have you checked the toilet for any Bens before you take a crap?

by The mixer-upper April 24, 2020

Ben

Ben is the best type of guy. He is sweet, loving, caring and has the best sense of humour. If a guy named Ben is trying to hit on you, give him a chance, as you will not regret it. Bens are the best boys to date, because they will make you laugh and will be loyal to you no matter what.

Person 1: “Oh my god, Ben is trying to take me out!!”
Person 2: “Trust me, you will not regret it!”

by NicePerson19 March 3, 2020

Ben

The first person you kill off in a game of Among Us or Mafia or any game that involves voting people out.

"Bro, I was the first to get killed off in Among Us!" "Dang son! You a Ben!"

by SmoothBrownChocolate October 13, 2020